So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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