Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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