i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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