If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Just high enough for therapy.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I have tasted many bathrooms
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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