therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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