if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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