Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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