I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
you never un-have a 4some
My life is pants optional.
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