It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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