I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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