I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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