He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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