i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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