it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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