Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I smell stomach acid.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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