Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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