Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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