the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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