I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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