ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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