I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I want her autograph on my taint
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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