bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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