I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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