we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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