check it out our google latitudes are spooning
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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