i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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