its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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