Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
When are your genitals available?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
