they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
OPIZZABONMYDICK
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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