i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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