I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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