I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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