Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You work out of a Hotel?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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