So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Randomize
