think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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