Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I need to stop coming to work sober
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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