PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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