LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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