Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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