We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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