I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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