So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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