He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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