yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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