remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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