Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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