I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm determined to sit on that face.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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