yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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