I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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