That's intense
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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