Don't you send me to vm
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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