I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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