there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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